All the Kings horses...

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All the Kings horses...

Postby Malice101 - May 27th, 2016, 7:11 am

All the Kings horses
And all the Kings men
They looked at a Ford
And then and only then
They stopped screaming

They went up a hill
They pondered and spoke
They had a conversation
And then the conundrum broke
They all stopped screaming

And thus it was decided
Fords are but a joke
There is no rhyme or reason
Tis for Jesters to take a poke
Lets just pound and stomp

And resume our screaming...


What can I say...I'm drunk and tearing apart my Ford. I needed a break
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby MadMax - May 27th, 2016, 8:12 am

Where are you that you're drunk at 6AM? :shrug:
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Malice101 - May 27th, 2016, 8:40 am

MadMax wrote:Where are you that you're drunk at 6AM? :shrug:


It's a super secret bunker...known as my garage. It's whereabouts are kept mobile...

One mans 2AM is anothers 10PM and yet anothers 6AM. It's all relative in the great big scheme of things. Be happy I'm wasting a few minutes to post nonsensical meanderings and not behind the wheel of my car. Lord knows tearing this booger apart is a 24/7 project...and putting it back together? A whole other project...

Don't worry about where I am and if I'm really drunk...there are a lot more important things in life to worry about. Me being drunk...or buzzed...or making polite conversation are the least of your worries.
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Charles - May 27th, 2016, 8:44 am

Malice101 wrote:
MadMax wrote:Where are you that you're drunk at 6AM? :shrug:


It's a super secret bunker...known as my garage. It's whereabouts are kept mobile...

One mans 2AM is anothers 10PM and yet anothers 6AM. It's all relative in the great big scheme of things. Be happy I'm wasting a few minutes to post nonsensical meanderings and not behind the wheel of my car. Lord knows tearing this booger apart is a 24/7 project...and putting it back together? A whole other project...

Don't worry about where I am and if I'm really drunk...there are a lot more important things in life to worry about. Me being drunk...or buzzed...or making polite conversation are the least of your worries.


It also depends on who your relatives are!!! :peace:
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Malice101 - May 27th, 2016, 8:50 am

Charles wrote:
Malice101 wrote:
MadMax wrote:Where are you that you're drunk at 6AM? :shrug:


It's a super secret bunker...known as my garage. It's whereabouts are kept mobile...

One mans 2AM is anothers 10PM and yet anothers 6AM. It's all relative in the great big scheme of things. Be happy I'm wasting a few minutes to post nonsensical meanderings and not behind the wheel of my car. Lord knows tearing this booger apart is a 24/7 project...and putting it back together? A whole other project...

Don't worry about where I am and if I'm really drunk...there are a lot more important things in life to worry about. Me being drunk...or buzzed...or making polite conversation are the least of your worries.


It also depends on who your relatives are!!! :peace:


You sir...are apparently aware of my Irish relatives!!!
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Charles - May 27th, 2016, 9:21 am

Malice101 wrote:You sir...are apparently aware of my Irish relatives!!!


Yep!!! :lol:
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby MadMax - May 27th, 2016, 9:25 am

The bad part about being drunk at 6AM is having a hangover by noon :barf:
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Malice101 - May 27th, 2016, 9:38 am

MadMax wrote:The bad part about being drunk at 6AM is having a hangover by noon :barf:


Not if you're still drunk at noon! You've got to approach this whole drunk thing from the proper angle :yahoo: I'm Scotch, Irish, American Indian...you name it, my gene pool is full of hard drinking mofo's. We don't need drugs...give me a beer or two and I'll see ya next Wednesday. You may have slept but I'll just be getting started!
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby MadMax - May 27th, 2016, 9:45 am

I'm Scotch, Irish, American Indian


:doh: All you need to do is smell the cork and you're blotto :lol:
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Re: All the Kings horses...

Postby Malice101 - May 27th, 2016, 9:57 am

MadMax wrote: :doh: All you need to do is smell the cork and you're blotto :lol:


I wish that was true! It would save me a whole lot of money!!!! :wall:
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