"....walks into a bar...." jokes?

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"....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby TheDudesEscape86 - October 28th, 2015, 9:26 pm

Anyone have any good ".....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Those are always pretty good.

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar......

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse pauses for a moment and says, "My alcoholism is ruining my family."

Eh? No?
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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby AmericanPride - October 28th, 2015, 11:21 pm

A piece of string walks into a bar...

He goes to the bar tender and asks for a beer.

"We don't serve beer to string"

The string asks again...

"I already told you, we don't serve beer to string"

So, the piece of string goes into the bathroom. He frays his hair and ties a knot in himself.

He returns to the bar and asks a 3rd time.

"Hey, weren't you the piece of string that was just out here?"

No, Sir...I'm afraid not.
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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby MadMax - October 29th, 2015, 7:23 am

Not easy to find "family-friendly" "Walks into a bar..." jokes

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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby JustPlaneChris - October 29th, 2015, 3:36 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

btw, I love the 'afraid not' joke. I've never heard anyone besides me tell it! :peace:
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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby jaywish - October 29th, 2015, 6:39 pm

A mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

Mushroom says. "Why not? I'm a funguy."
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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby K270 - December 27th, 2015, 5:26 pm

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby MadMax - December 27th, 2015, 6:33 pm

K270 wrote:A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.



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Re: "....walks into a bar...." jokes?

Postby K270 - January 3rd, 2016, 4:58 pm

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
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