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Postby gizzmo67 - June 11th, 2015, 12:35 am

So these two doctors are in the hall complaining about nurse Jenny, about how she gets everything backwards.
The 1st doc says, " I told her to give 2 percs every 8 hours...she gave 8 percs every 2 hours"

The other doctor says, "that's nothing, I told her to give 1 enema every 24 hours, she tried giving 24 enemas in 1 hour, the guy nearly blew up!"

All of a sudden there was a blood curdling scream, as they ran down the hall, the 1st doctor realized he told nurse Jenny to prick Mr.Jones' boil.
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Re: nurse Jenny

Postby MadMax - June 11th, 2015, 3:58 am

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Re: nurse Jenny

Postby LadyLand - September 9th, 2015, 6:24 am

LOL! :D I love it :D
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Re: nurse Jenny

Postby RobtRoma - September 24th, 2015, 9:02 pm

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Re: nurse Jenny

Postby MissMontana - October 5th, 2015, 1:22 pm

LOL! What a joke :D
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Re: nurse Jenny

Postby FRENCHY - October 5th, 2015, 2:51 pm

Good one :yes: :lol: :D :hyst: :clap:
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